First Thing We Do is Kill All the Looters and Rioters

I've said similar things before about taggers - you know, those fucks who trash other people's buildings with their silly little "signs".  But even worse than tagging is a phenomenon that has grown over the last 10-15 years or so.  And congratulations Vancouver, you're the latest city to be overrun by groups of Citizen Douchebags, Hell-bent on burning and destroying.

This usually happens when a city's team has won a major sporting event.  Detroit was famous for it in the late 80's and early 90's.  LA joined the club a few years ago after a Laker championship win.  Vancouver fans were rioting because they were angry about losing the Stanley Cup. Either way, rioting mobs are nothing more than scared little jackholes who get their courage from the booze and the momentum of the crowd.  In other words, they're human waste in jeans and athletic shoes.

The solution is quite simple, though I'm sure Canada won't jump on this bandwagon. Hell, most of America won't....maybe Texas.  Anyhow, here's my plan.  If you can document the mob (i.e., show video of them rioting/looting etc.), you have a legal right to fire a weapon into the mob. In fact, you should have a legal right to fire multiple rounds into the mob until every rioting dipfuck is dead, incapacitated or has run away like the sorry-ass coward he or she really is.

I know it sounds harsh. And I'm generally a non-violent guy who is opposed to governments shooting citizens. That's why individual citizens should be able to do it too! I was in LA for the Rodney King riots. That was some scary shit. I've seen the mobs destroy towns "celebrating" their team's victory.  This is the dumbest way to celebrate. What kind of idiots wreck their town and the property of their fellow citizens to celebrate? Hell, what kind of morons do it because they're sore losers? I'll tell you: The kind that need to be eliminated from the gene pool.

So write your representatives in Congress and the Senate.  Tell them it's time we developed a real zero tolerance policy for rioting scum.

Thanks for reading and have a pleasant rest of your day!