I finally broke down a while back and tried that "ad sense" thing. It puts ads on my Blog in hopes of enticing you into clicking them for their amazing products and deals. Not being permitted to click my own ads, I couldn't tell you what happens when they are clicked; but I'm guessing it's warm and soothing and would require a 20 dollar tip in an Asian massage parlor. But as I said, I don't know for sure.
Now that I'm part of the Internet ad-commerce world, I went on and checked to see how quickly those little passive income generators at the end of my posts are speeding up my retirement. And to my surprise, I'm starting to profit! Yep, that's right, I've earned one cent! Yeah, one fucking cent. Isn't that amazing? And all I have to do is earn another 9,999 more of them to be able to collect my first paycheck!
At this rate, I'll be ready to retire with my (now 24 year old) niece. Thank you Internet for this wonderful opportunity to get rich online! Am I lucky, or what?
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