If you can't tell from the title, they're just now starting to work.
Dear Satan's Analgesic,
I don't believe in Hell or the Devil - but you come pretty damn close to being either or both. You make me feel dependent on you after only a few days use, and then make me feel sick, like going-through-withdrawal-sick. You're evil and should be avoided at almost all costs.
That said, please hurry up and work faster. My back is fucking killing me, and I really need your pain-killing magic and your very enjoyable interaction with horticulture! Nap-time awaits; so please do your thing.
Sincerely,
G
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